Hahah så klockrent!
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail.
But a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn, we fucked up!" "
You: "There's a bee!" Friend: "Stand still. It won't hurt you."
You: "Fuck that! I'm running!"
"Throwing glitter all over your boyfriend and screaming 'Edward!' "
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